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Hi

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Uh.

I'm back?

So yeah.  It's been awhile.  Expect a flood, as i've accumulated a lot of stuff.  Also, i'll be putting up 3D models as I complete them, so there's that too.

I'm fine.  I've gotten back from the service and i'm going to college now.  Working whenever i'm not studying, and slacking off whenever i'm not working.

Anyway, catch you later!
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Yeah, i'm still alive.  I'm getting some things together, getting ready for the trip back home!  I've also been doing a LOT of animating recently, I just did all the sprites for a new Mugen character as practice.  Starting to learn some new tricks in flash.

I'll probably get back to more in-depth art after i'm through with this animation kick.  In the meantime, stick around for cute, silly little cartoon things.
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......shit.

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Nevermind.

Cease all jealousy now, please.

...Christ.
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Remember that 7000 dollars?

Yeah, make that 12,000.

o/'
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Taken from TvsKyle, bless his little heart.

List 12 of your original characters:
1.) Dr. Flask
2.) Fo Sakimoto
3.) Bunnygirl Tiffany
4.) ERIFAB
5.) Pastrygeist
6.) Shonen Stump
7.) Roboko
8.) Mizumi Sakimoto
9.) Jean Luc the Tanooki
10.) Tentaro
11.) Q
12.) Greed Machine

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Q would definitely make a better professor, but... well, you wouldn't be able to understand a word he said!  Martian speak and whatnot.

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Um...

Well, she's cute in a helpless sort of way, but hot?  No.  Apparently nobody else thinks so either.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Greed Machine, being a living slot machine, sends Fo's Mom out on a mission to attract people to their casino.  She does so splendidly, with a traditional song and dance.

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
House of Leaves.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Fo may swear fealty to Shonen Stump, but only in a student-teacher situation.  Shone does know a lot about being attractive and likeable, regardless of the fact that he's planted into the ground.  As for Stump, he swears fealty to NOBODY!  Cept maybe Postalgeist.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Pastrygeist would prefer to room with Jean Luc, since he's already cute and fuzzy and can transform into whatever shape pleases her.  Tentaro gads about in that schoolboy garb all the time and reminds her too much of businessmen.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Fo and Roboko, being Japanese, have the majority vote, so they go to a curry restaurant that specializes in extra spicy flavors.  Roboko, being a robot, doesn't eat any of it, and Greed Machine only eats money.  So Fo gets stuck with three plates, which they intentionally make super-spicy and ends up giving Fo heartburn and/or the trots.
Greed talks about how earning a paycheck is the sucker's way of making money.
Roboko relays an amusing anecdote about how her original creator was once cheated by a crooked card player and had to sell off her torso to make rent that month.  She spent the summer as a decapitated head attached to a wind-up toy.
Fo is coerced into playing Greed's slots, loses 2000 yen, and then gets stuck with the bill.  Thankfully her mother's rich.

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
A nymphomaniac bunnygirl versus a tentacle monster?  What are the ODDS?  
Well, Tentaro is a little bit more flexible than Tiffany, so he'd probably win in a sparring match, but afterwards she'd want some sweet lovin,' to which Tentaro is just WAY out of his league with!  He'd probably faint or something.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Using her Geisha skills, Mizumi would skillfully fill Flask's head with an herbal tea that calms the nerves.  Flask becomes so mellow he can't even remember why he took her [Box of Photos].  Probably to see what was in it.  But now that she has it back she wipes away the sweat and locks it back up, now with TWO combination locks.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"Ted the Gullible Millionaire and his Magic Ram-Cart"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
While mixing chemicals, a freak accident opens a portal in space and time and allows Evil Robot Insect From Another Dimension to come through.  While he's a reprehensible beast during his free time, he has a very strong work ethic and works as Flask's assistant in order to earn his room and board.  One's a hopeless romantic, and the other lays parasitic eggs inside brains!  I SMELL A SITCOM.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We'd get along great!  We're both interested in technology, though she would probably take offense at how poorly I treat my lappy.  "Your last system defrag was WHEN?  Conclusion: you are a monster."

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I think i'm going to avoid breaking my illusion of wholesomeness with that question.  Next.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Well.... I think Mike did once or twice.  I know Egoraptor did a sprite of him.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
An evil robot insect versus over a cake posessed by a stripper's ghost?

She'd probably side with ERIFAB.  Not that his argument would consist of anything more than guttural exclamations and head wiggling, but because she's damn scared of him!

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"Don't hit the face, okay!?"

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Disgaea -- Kanishiki Tenshi (Sorrowful Angel)

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Flask doesn't go for grody ethnic foods (prefers American sit-down restaurant food, like steak, vegetable soup and sweet potatoes), and Greed tosses a coin to see who gets it.  While it's in the air, Stump lurches forward and snarfs the whole thing down with his gaping maw, then laughs like an asshole.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Um... your tentacles are kinda shiny today."
"Yeah... I ah... I use wax on them.  It helps to... yeah."
"Yeah.  It was just... you know.  I noticed."
"Yeah."

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Reducing the entire staff of ConglomCo into dried, sugar-sprinkled corpses.
Not that they'd ever be able to keep her in jail.  She's smuggle a file in herself.

21) What is 6's secret?
He occasionally suffers from termites, but if his girlfriend ever found that out he would JUST DIE.

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
It'd be a close match.  Jean Luc would probably transform into some kinda bird, but Q would have his Flying Object to use.  He'd probably zip there at supernatural speeds and then spend the rest of the time reading comic books until Jean Luc got there.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Roboko, definitely.  She's got brute strength, loyalty to anyone that she's programmed to, and afterburners for quick escapes.  That is, if the whole thing wasn't a setup by the Maid Maid Gang just to get my money.
Mizumi I wouldn't have to worry about, since she's kind-hearted enough not to backstab people, but her Geisha Skills would be no match for, say, a motorcycle chain gang.
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